Distraction from the real world

Maria! 20-something, have a motivation problem and use tumblr for distraction (which is not helping)!
Reblog everything that makes me laugh... or cry!
Recent Tweets @distractedMary

hyen35:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAMES MCAVOY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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phoenixwrites:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

This is beautiful.

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marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

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mcnuggetshepherd:

favorite character meme → [2/4]  relationshipsMeredith & Cristina

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"This is backwards. should be the one leaving for the front lines.”

Welcome to the twentieth century.”

camuizuuki:

trust Dean Winchester to summarize 2012 accurately

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shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

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If I was, in fact, in the eighteenth century, where was he? What would he do when I failed to return to Mrs. Baird’s? Would I ever see him again?

Outlander, Episode One

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hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

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Brunette’s are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It’s also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. They’re seductive, unique and individualistic.

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