Distraction from the real world

Maria! 20-something, have a motivation problem and use tumblr for distraction (which is not helping)!
Reblog everything that makes me laugh... or cry!
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chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

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lydia martin + hearing things through her banshee abilities

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Direwolves or Dragons? (x)

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carolinelareine:

blue-as-the-night-sky:

I’m sorry but what the fuck is this?:
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There are no fangs, no vein under her eyes, no golden eyes, only a trickle of blood. Did Julie really spend everything on clothes and hair because this show looks broke.

It barely seemed like a vampire show before now it really looks like it.

This is what a hybrid looks like:

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Wait, what? I know they got budget cuts, but WTF.

But I can’t take my eyes off of you. That’s a fact, it’s not a line.”

quueeestion:

FANGIRL CHALLENGE (x) | Pairings 4/15
↳ Jacob x Hannah

"I guarantee you this: you’re never going to regret going home with that guy from the bar that one time that was a total tomcat in the sack. But I can’t guarantee that you won’t not regret it."

quueeestion:

FANGIRL CHALLENGE (x) | Pairings 4/15

↳ Jacob x Hannah

"I guarantee you this: you’re never going to regret going home with that guy from the bar that one time that was a total tomcat in the sack. But I can’t guarantee that you won’t not regret it."

Chris Argent + facial hair

(via mimichin18)

"Hi, Dad." What is it, Christmas already?”

(via soulshippers)

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.

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