Distraction from the real world

Maria! 20-something, have a motivation problem and use tumblr for distraction (which is not helping)!
Reblog everything that makes me laugh... or cry!
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fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via ghostdances)

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- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

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notahammer:

You're all I have now.

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requested by anon

somuchmorethanthis:

The X Files Season Three GifFest                 
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The X Files -
3x18 - 'Teso Dos Bichos'

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itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

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celeloriel:

girls-youvegotanotherone:

Reblogged for the commentary.

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Liar.

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high-rollin:

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

OMFG

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So that’s my refrain; I live in hell, ‘cause I’ve been expelled from heaven.

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sandandglass:

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand on The Daily Show.